Warning, kids - the one's "NSFW." But it's also tons of fun! And a giveaway!
From the same wicked geniuses who blessed us all with the Sex Positions Coloring Book comes another delightful, giggle-worthy activity. Ulysses Press' “Sex Position Magnets,” are a set of 12 pre-posed figures and 150 word magnets that you can stick, arrange, rearrange and name for endless combinations and copulations.
I don't know what these are, do you? How about the Rusty Apparatus? Or the Glorious Dynamite Crackerjacks? I say best not to think to hard on these.
But there I was in my kitchen, waiting for something to heat up, and suddenly I found myself diving into these, giggling like an adolescent all the way. I suppose I should admit that even after my food was prepped, I kept going back to try one more thing... and another. What can I say? Sometimes the creativity just flows through me uncontrollably. I MUST BE ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MYSELF.
Much respect to Pandora. Whoever she is.
I think I will probably take these down before my mom's next visit.
And before I give a package away to one of you very lucky individuals, let me also share the true pinnacle of my creativity. Submitted without further commentary:
You're welcome. And no, I don't know why I named it that.
Now, try to win one of your own!
FYI, I happen to think they're also a great, inexpensive bachelorette party activity or gift, wedding shower contribution or even just a gag gift - under $15 on Amazon!!!
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