Dear Fat Girls,
Admit you're fat. This will free you. I'm not kidding.
Stop wearing tight clothes. This does not make you look SKINNIER. ON the contrary, it makes you look like a heffer. It's horribly unflattering. I do not want to see the clear outline of your fat rolls, nor do I care to see your flab pouring out of the sides of your jeans.
A pile of makeup is not going to hide your tummy.
Keep your midrif to yourself. The world will thank you for it.
Short shorts? No.
Shower. I cannot stress this enough. When you have the extra skin, you are also opening yourself up to extra odor. Just because we're fat does not mean we cannot be sanitary.
If I haven't grossed you out enough, I apologize.
More advice to come as it comes to me.