And so it seems I am taking a VERY hesitant step back into the dating world.
Do not hold your applause.
Do hold my hair back whilst I ralph into the john (that's "puke in the toilet" for you less classy kids out there. *snort*)
I won't bore you. I mean, not with the regular tedium of "he's going to take one look at me and run far, far away." I would NEVER do THAT.
I'm just slightly horrified is all and more insecure than ever. I don't know if my heart could handle another rejection.
Of course, if he makes some offhand comment about my size, I will not hesitate to kick him squarely in the junk.
Have a lovely evening.