Me: Oh hi, he's pretty hot.
Co-worker #1: He's like... 12.
Me: Omigod, is he really? Now I feel dirty. Oh god, someone look it up before I get arrested. I'm going to wash my mouth out with soap. Is he--
Co-worker #2: He just turned 18!
Me: And I am NOT getting arrested.
British Olympic Diver, Tom Daley