Did you know I LOVE dogs? I do. I love them. It's an unhealthy obsession and I'm not ashamed.
I can't watch those horrible Sarah MacLachlan pet shelter commercials. They make me cry every time. They ruin television, people.
People always ask me why I don't have a dog and it's only because I love them too much to do that to a pet. I'm not selfish in my love -- I would just never be home enough to take care of the little guy (yes, guy -- in my fantasy, he is a lovable little guy I'd name Data or Sirius, because I love Star Trek and Harry Potter).
As such, this graphic really spoke to me:
It's Friday. Week is over. I want puppies. (And a cold drink.)