Tis the season to share crayons. And also, sexy times.
You should probably be over eighteen to read this post. I know there are blog laws about disclosures and such, but I actually don't know if I have to tell you this post is about naked things. Which it is. So maybe not the thing to read to your second graders today before nap time. But who am I to give parenting tips?
If you're still with me -- and you should be -- The Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions (because we've all got "The Last Unicorn" on our to-do list, right?), this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
Thank goodness -- I've always wondered what "The Cosmic Voyage" looked like. (Um, no, I am not going to describe it for you, you pervert.)
You've never had as much fun as I did coloring some of these. I really did. Just me, Tivo, a Saturday night and some take-out (stop judging). It was kinda therapeutic (my roommate was like - WTF?). So don't ever think coloring is just for kids. Whether you're just coloring in Winnie the Pooh or someone putting it in the pooper (too far?), it's actually a pretty relaxing activity.
With 101 kodak moments to color in, it's really the gift that keeps on giving. It's basically my favorite thing I've ever reviewed for my blog. I think you should all get one for yourself (only $12), your best friend and your boss. Well, maybe not for you boss. But this would be one helluva stocking stuffer on Christmas morning and the best Thanksgivikah gift anyone ever got, if you ask me. Perfect for a bestie's bday or bachelorette. Or a lonely night.... Just sayin'.
And even though I know you're all placing your orders on Amazon right now, the sexy, sexy people at Ulysses Press have consented to give one of these books of precious coloring moments away to one of my very lucky readers.
So lube up, get ready enter below and... GET. LUCKY. (Hey'o! See what I did there?) The winner will be announce the morning of Thanksgiving. I thought it would be nice if at least one person had something extra to be thankful for. You're welcome.