I was joking around on Twitter...
When I'm rich, here's how it's going down: Someone to do my laundry, personal hair washer, and maybe like a bi-weekly masseuse. What else?— AJ (@AmandaJoy) April 2, 2014
- On-call facialist
- Nail technician
- A tall, bearded man sans shirt to put said laundry away
I hate doing laundry (of course, that's what I was doing when I tweeted that last night). I hate washing and blow-drying my hair (and it's something I can't escape -- it I don't blow-dry it, we're talking major, unruly, frizzy mess), and I can always go for a massage (I'm just saying bi-weekly for now, but I reserve the right to adjust the frequency later)...
Let me hear it, people! If money were no object; if you were one of those crazy rich people who could afford to hire a staff of people to do things for you, WHAT WOULD YOU HIRE THEM TO DO?
Share in the comments. I can't wait to see what you wicked, creative monkies come up with!