I realize my clown phobia is irrational. I'm not even sure where it came from but I suspect it had something to do with Killer Clowns From Outerspace and Stephen King's It.
This year, Ryan Murphy is clearly trying to kill me. If I see so much as a second of an American Horror Story promo, I change the channel. That creepy clown is a MENACE, you guys. And I think Knotts Scary Farm is Murphy's accomplice. Those commercials are NOT OKAY, people.
I stumble over to my friend Chris' blog to catch up and what do I find? Another person in on the conspiracy.
Basically I hate all of you, If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my favorite Halloween picture, It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Linus would never try to kill me. Except if I try to steal his blanket, Which I might.
Let's keep taking our minds off scary things, shall we? Things making me smile this week....
Here are some of my favorite looks:
2. Daniel Radcliffe likes rap music. Who knew? Harry Potter's got skillz.
3. Dolly Parton, I will always love you. For many reasons that go back years and years and this week, for this:
4. I've published their videos before and the cleverist band in all the land, Ok Go, is at it again! This music video is astonishing! Who comes up with these? Directs them? I'm amazed. If I think about it too hard, my brain starts to hurt.
5. Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN? I saw this on Buzzfeed and am still stunned beyond belief I never got this sooner.
THIS IS WHY IT'S CALLED CANDY CORN:
Please tell me I was not the last person on Earth to know that.
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