A romantic dinner by candlelight. A dozen, long stem red roses. Designer chocolates and silky lingerie.
Nonsense, I tell you. If you need a gift that says "I love you" this Valentine's Day, I recommend scrubbing the bathroom and vacuuming the family room. Say "be mine" by relinquishing control of the remote control.
And it's so easy to do now because the geniuses who just gave us the Hillary Clinton Coloring Book have issued this gem of a gift: "Good for One Mediocre Shoulder Rub: Considerate Coupons for Couples." Merely $7.95 on Amazon.
Running the gamut from sweet and unique (“Redeem for a high-school style make-out session”) to realistically hilarious (“Redeem for 30 seconds of my undivided attention”), “Good for One Mediocre Shoulder Rub” is a charming, funny, and original compilation of real-life love coupons.
Why pout and send your loved one on a massive guilt trip when you can simply swap a coupon for their love and devotion?
Hate the wife's cooking and dying for a slice of pizza? No more! Send this her way. Subtle and charming, yes?
But let's get really romantic. Pull that tray up to your favorite sofa seat, turn up the tube and DO NOT TALK TO ME FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
And you can't even be mad about it. Because this:
Everyone loves little "stocking stuffer" items on Valentine's Day. This is the perfect gift to leave on someone's pillow, desk, breakfast placemat, car seat... It's awesome because there are definitely some genuine coupons in here but plenty to make you laugh. And if you can't laugh with your main squeeze, who can you laigh with, amiright?
Again, it's available on Amazon for just $7.95 and what's more, you can enter to win one below! GOOD LUCK, love birds!