Hey you guys, rememer that time I gave away a Sex Position Coloring Book?
That was pretty rad, right?
Well, Valentine's Day is coming, so I thought in it's honor, I would blow that giveaway out of the water. That giveaway was nothing, I tell you. Small, miniature potatoes. Tater tots. Oh yes.
On this approaching day of days, I have a buffet of sexy time books for you to consider giving that special someone in your life. AND, a chance to win ALL OF THEM.
“Sex Position Coloring Book” ($15.95)
It's an oldie but goodie, amiright?! The silliest, most approachable sex book couples and a box of crayons have ever shared. 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in flagrante delicto.
“365 Sex Thrills” ($17.95)
A full-color photo book offering positions, tricks and techniques for each day of the year. Take the naughty out of the bedroom and into the boardroom with Desk Duty, practice a little light S&M with The Windsor, or splish-splash under water with Shower Your Senses. I looked this book over and then took a cold, cold shower. I can't post pictures. There's nudity. It's pretty hot stuff. ;)
“The Kama Sutra Bath Book” ($14.95)
The first ever take-in-the-tub sex guide for grown-ups. This one-of-a-kind, adults-only bath book presents eight adorably illustrated Kama Sutra sex positions with couplets of cute rhyming text. And it's waterproof!
Look at how the nice man helps the nice lady pick something up off the floor.... Chivalry, dudes.
And who doesn't love a poem!?
“Sex Play” ($17.95)
A new book fit for any playful girl’s nightstand. With more than 100 full-color photos and just as many wild and crazy tips and tricks, this book will turn your world upside down--literally! It'll probably also make your eyes roll back in your head. Like 19 or 20 times.
You should know that this was the point in the post where I stopped writing and watched a really tragic episode of "Law & Order: Special Vicitims Unit" so that I could keep my libido in check. Which I think makes this the perfect time to revisit that giveaway I mentioned. Enter below! Share with a friend! Share with a lover! Share with... well, it's up to you. I'm not judging.
Disclosure: Yeah, damn right I accepted these books for free in exchange for my honest review. You would, too. Don't even front.