Every now and then you come across something on the world wide web that makes you giggle.
Like this fleet of action-star garden gnomes. Which I irrationally want to place on my apartment balcony. BECAUSE ONE IS CALLED THE GNOMINATOR and it makes me laugh like a 12 year old.
The little guy with the gun there? He's called "Angry Little Gnome" which I think is perfection.
I enjoy a site like BigMouth Inc. Everything in the world you never knew you always wanted. Like my unholy trilogy of buddies up there. Funny mugs, tiaras, rather unique sound machines, and classic novelty items of a more sexy nature along with some over-the-hill humor for your bestie. Because they really like it when you remind them they're old.
In short, BigMouth, based in Connecticut, manufactures all of these delightful, humorous novelties and ships them out in bright, eye-catching packaging. It's the most fun thing you'll ever get in the mail. But don't take my word for it. Request a catalog.
And consequently, I was like a kid in a candy store when BigMouth said I should pick a couple items out to give away. I thought to myself "what would my readers want most?" So naturally, I went boozy and blingy.
So CHEERS! Enter below for a chance to win the best wine glass in all the land and a sparkly tiara. The only thing I ask is that if you win, you have to send me a photo of you drinking from it wearing said tiara. And let's face it, we should all be wearing royal jewels when we drink, shouldn't we?