It's probably a little demented that I spent as much time as I did on this post.
But Luke Bryan, the sexiest man in country music (People Magazine said so, and I agree), gets pretty excited when he's shaking his fabulous hips on stage. And sometimes he falls.
I made a compilation video to demonstrate.
I feel kinda bad for Luke, though. I think maybe he needs our help. It can't be much fun falling off a stage like that so I made him a list.
1. Into this PILE OF PUPPIES.
I think they'd get out of the way and then it would be nothing but puppy cuddles. Amiright? Who's down for this?
2. Onto this lovely bed and the accompanying pile of pillows.
We'll rustle someone up to cuddle with you. Not to worry.
3. Right into this pool. Preferably without a shirt.
Sigh. Fresh out of the pool Luke is my favorite Luke.
4. Fall is coming - how about a big pile of leaves?
I'm from SoCal but I hear this is a good time.
5. You knew this was coming. MY LAP.
Fall away. You're welcome, Luke Bryan.