I saw my friend Stevie tweet this yesterday. I loved it so.
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I was bitching about some unfortunate online dating come-ons sent my way this last week and a friend recited this quote to me. I smiled and imagined a turtle...
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Dave makes good life choices.
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Legitimately from a fortune cookie I had this evening! Being in a cookie doesn't make it any less true.