SO DID THE FAT LADY.
Here is what you need to know if you don't watch this show. Louie has spent years trying to get models to sleep with him despite their complete lack of interest, but he won't give a chubby waitress, Vanessa (Sarah Baker), the time of day even though she's incredibly charming, funny and, for whatever reason, into Louie.
What ensued in last night's episode of the witty FX show was authentic, charming and wonderful.
My heart breaks. This is real. It is so brave and beautiful and earnest.
Someone please give Sarah Baker and Louis C.K. all the Emmys in all the land. Immediately. At the very least, please give them my best wishes and heartfelt gratitude.