CONFESSIONS OF A FAT GIRL

"This Book Will Ruin Your Life..." -- Um, YIKES!?

You gotta be intrigued by a book whose Facebook page is headlined as such:

Yes, the thought of change scares me shitless. People who embrace change openly and on a regular basis also scare me shitless. You people need to embrace a couch and a bottle of wine.

Not the biggest fan of the self-help genre but I do enjoy a laugh so if this book is as hilarious as the press release claims, perhaps you will find me praising it in a few weeks. Plus, it's got the header "Modern Day Wizard" on it -- does this mean Harry Potter makes an appearance? I certainly hope so...

Ok, enough joking. In all seriousness, jaw-droppingly honest and at times “laugh out loud” funny, “Call Off The Search” is unlike any other relationship, self-help book. Co-written by Anna Wallas (formerly Pasternak), the New York Times bestselling author, and former columnist for leading UK newspaper The Daily Mail and Andrew Wallas, the UK’s top relationship guru and sought after therapist, “Call Off The Search” is a frank and fearless journey to the heart of a modern relationship. 

After years of searching, disappointment, heartbreak and divorce, Anna and Andrew found each other. With the joy of their profound connection came the agony of past heartbreaks and unresolved pain. Rather than hide, ignore it or walk away, husband and wife duo Anna and Andrew embarked on a terrifying quest right to the core of themselves and each other. The couple’s dual narrative provides a unique insight from both male and female perspective along with practical ways to free ourselves from the burden of inner pain.  Andrew offers a new and daring mode of self-exploration, which is complimented by the outrageous and sometimes hilarious honesty of his wife, Anna.

I find it all hopelessly romantic in the best way possible. And I'm in that kind of mood lately. 

The fine print: “Call Off The Search” is available on Amazon from Cadogan Publishing and on Kindle in the US. Find it on Facebook here.

So Much Tired

I am - in every way possible; mentally, physically, emotionall - exhausted. 

I don't think I've ever been too tired to eat before. Perhaps the best way for me to drop some weight would be a regiment of sleep deprivation.

More later. Promise!

Listening with Koss

Hey, look! An actual confession in a blog called Confessions of...!

Confession: I love headphones. I do. I love them because I love gadgets and I love technology. I love them because they kind of make you cool -- so long as you're wearing the right pair. I love them because it's a small dip in a pool of relaxation. 

I get pitched a lot of stuff but you better believe I squealed out loud when I saw Koss headphones hit my inbox. 

Yes. Yes, I would like to review your headphones designed by Olympian Dara Torres, Koss. 

At first, I was skeptical. These headphones are "for women, by women." That doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Ears are ears, right? And frankly, mine are kind of on the large side - there's not a dainty thing about this woman, but I digress as usual.

But the truth is, Koss "FitClips" utilize an original and unique design that ensures the perfect fit. In short, they're squishy (see photo below - I demonstrated). And they're sort of customizable because they come with three sizes of ear cushions. So while no, I'm not a dainty lady, they had something for me and something for a dainty lady. Good on them. They come in a variety of colors and have a sweat-resistent coating, which is easier on the hair -- wearing sweaty headphones actually causes frizz. Take it from this headphones junkie. 

Also, the sound is really great. You're not going to block out the universe but at the very least, you'll block out co-workers or gym rats who insist on boring your with the latest story of how their kids won "student of the month" in their third grade class. 

AND, because Koss is awesome and I love you all so much, they are permittingme to give away a pair of Koss FitClips in the very trendy lime color (retail $29.99). Check it out:

 

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I could use a laugh. Could you use a laugh?

My mom sent this email at the perfect moment. Hopefully it makes you laugh, too!

 

Advice to Facebook

I saw this online and, well, I think it's a good idea -- you?

Twitchy Lady Needs a Project

When I have moments of boredom, I create new projects for myself.

As such, I'm creating a new website. I am sure some of you have seen it because I've sent it around here and there but if not, don't worry, I'll show you soon.

And consequently, I need to reinvent my business cards. I mean, I'm already carrying around one for the blog and one for the "real life" job, but what I think I'd like ultiamtely is one card identifying me as all things. 

My SCLB cohorts referred me to Minted.com and the one thing I can say for certain is WOW. They have AWESOME choices. And it takes a lot of pressure off of me cause I always try to make something from scratch and it's never as clever as what I'm looking at here. 

I just love their aesthetic.

The one thing I cannot say for certain is which design I want to get specifically so I turn to you, fair and balanced people, to voice your opinion below. Here are the ones I've narrowed it down to -- let me know what you think! 

#1

#2

#3

I think I'm leaning toward #1...

P.S. They have a sample business card for Robert Paulson and if you don't understand why that is brilliant, click here. :)

P.P.S. They have a business card with a clown on it, y'all. Not ok.

In the interest of full disclosure, Minted has come on board to work with the SoCal Lady Bloggers and in exchange for this post, they are generously giving me some cards, gratis. They're timing was perfect -- I could not pass up the opportunity! 

Quote of the Day: A Gentleman's Wife?

For my birthday, a friend posted this GEM on my Facebook wall. I have NO IDEA how I've gone 34 years and am only hearing this now for the first time. We are failing at life, people. This is SO much better than Boston's "Amanda" and Barry Manilow's "Mandy," right?!

 

Shecky's Girl's Night Out, I'm coming for you!

I'm excited for Shecky's.

Since December 2001, Shecky’s Girl’s night Out has become a staple in major cities around the country having served well over 1 million girl’s in 12 markets with each event consisting of 1500 + girl’s per night with approximately 46 event nights per year.

Here in LA, the night out hits on May 31, 5-10pm and they've lined up their usual bunch of ridiculous sponsors like Smirnoff,Veet, Maybelline, La Croix, Neutrogena, Ford Fusion, L’Oreal, Conair and so on.

I'm especially pumped because it looks like this year, they've given the event a little nip and tuck. They're billing it with some "new services" and I'm intrigued. But hey, give me cocktails and a signature Shecky's goodie bag (seriously, it's 80% of why I go) and I'm sold. 

For all the details and for tickets (get the goodie bag ticket and thank me later), click here. If you're going to be there, comment below and let me know because I'll totally stumble over findto you and say hi! 

Not in LA? Do not fret my pet, for Shecky's will be in a city near you soon.