I Promise This is the Last Time I'll Mention #Sharknado*

* I'm totally lying. The movie is a horrible hot mess of amazement and wonder, and I reserve the right to mention it ad nauseum. You're welcome, readers.

My friend Emily discovered the awesomeness that is Sharknado. What followed was two hours of texting and witty commentary that I dare not keep to only ourselves. Enjoy the highlights below:

 

 

 

Note: This whole thing was tough to piece together cause I had to screenshoot it piece by piece -- apologies for any redundancies. You get the idea.