Forgive me readers, for I have sinned. It's been 14 days since my last Menday.
Now that I've concluded my illustrious "Men of Sochi" series, it's time to get back to objectifying non Olympians. And thusly, I bring you a nominee via Christina with an assist from Wendy:
Álvaro Negredo Sánchez is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Manchester City in the Premier League, as a striker. His nickname is La fiera de Vallecas, which in my imagination translates to "the fiery Spaniard who I'd let in my pants." (Did I say that out loud? I think I did.)
"Hey, guys! This way to AJ's house!"
He's stunning in action.
Yes. Yes, I think I should start paying more attention to soccer.
