This list will absolutely not include anything uttered by Donald Trump.
Today is a big step in our march toward equality. Gay and lesbian couples now have the right to marry, just like anyone else. #LoveWins
— President Obama (@POTUS) June 26, 2015
"In the end, we should not define each other by our sexuality. We should define each other by our capacity to love. Because love trumps everything, don’t you think?" -Beau Bridges
"It’s about ideas, bro. New ideas. People with ideas. People who believe in truth. And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020 to run for president.” -Kanye West
"Well folks, we’ve finally come to the end of The Colbert Report. Nine great years. That was fun. That’s the show. From eternity, I’m Stephen Colbert." -Stephen Colbert
"Rather than saying 'good-bye' or 'goodnight,' I'm just gonna say 'I'm gonna go get a drink." -Jon Stewart
"A lot of people lamented the death of the water cooler moment, which I think died long before 'House of Cards' anyway, but now we have something that's much cooler than the water cooler. We have the Internet. So you can have conversations, not just with your coworkers or your family, but with people around the globe about an episode or a series or a season." -Beau Willimon
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) February 23, 2015
“I've never felt lonely since I got a dog.” -Deerhunter's Bradford Cox
"What, like with a cloth or something?...I don't know how it works digitally at all." -Hillary Clinton responding to a question about whether she "wiped" her personal email server before turning it over to authorities
“The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails.” -Bernie Sanders to Hillary Clinton
"I, for one, don't think Planned Parenthood ought to get a penny... because they're not actually doing women's health issues." -Jeb Bush
"Given this perfect storm of human error, mistakes and communications by all involved that day, the evidence did not indicate criminal conduct by police," -Cleveland Prosecutor Tim McGinty on Timothy Loehmann, an officer-in-training who shot 12-year-old Tamir Rice
.@diegtristan8 "she is built like a man". Yeah, my husband looks just like this in a dress. You're an idiot. pic.twitter.com/BCvT10MYkI
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 11, 2015
"From this day on, the world will be divided into two people. Blue & black, or white & gold." -Ellen Degeneres
"If that's not White and Gold the universe is falling apart. Seriously what is happening?" -Anna Kendrick
"What was the last thing you stuck your finger in?" -Steve Harvey on "Family Feud" / "My wife, Steve." -The Contestant
"George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer, who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three person UN commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award." -Tina Fey
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
— President Obama (@POTUS) September 16, 2015
"Music has always been a religion for me and for Jesse too, so this is our way to heal and move on or at least move forward.” -Josh Homme, Eagles of Death Metal
"What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course." -Robert Durst
"Goodbye, Port Charles. Good luck to you." -Luke (Anthony Geary), "General Hospital"
